Valentine's Day Skits

Valentine's Day Skits

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17 skits found


1.
Classic Miles - Comedy

Earl and Denise are having issues in their marriage so they seek the advice of the only person who can help them: a mechanic.  According to Denise, they've sought the help of a marriage counselor but since Earl only understands car lingo, the counselor wasn't much help.  Hence, the visit to the mechanic.  Earl claims his "car" sputters and jerks and won't move forward, and Denise claims that maybe the "car" wouldn't do that if Earl knew how to properly rev up the engine!  After the confused and befuddled mechanic realizes Earl is talking about his wife and not his car, things begin to make more sense.  Earl want to know if the mechanic can give the wife a major overhaul or if he should trade her in for a new model. The mechanic nicely reminds Earl that he is dealing with a classic car and that with all classic cars, they need a little tender loving care.  This skit is a humorous reminder that all marriages can use a tune-up every now and then and that sometimes we need to listen to the "engine" to find out how it's running.

Themes: Maintaining your marriage, marriage takes some work, the benefits of a good marriage relationship
Characters: 3 Length: 8-10 minutes
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Cupid's Arrow - Comedy

Rob and Lynn have had trouble lateley appreciating what the other does in their marriage, so Lynn decides to hire Cupid in the hopes that he can help them.  And boy does he ever! With the flick of a remote (because arrows are "old school"), Cupid has changed everything.  Anything Rob used to do in the marriage has now becomes Lynn's job, and anything Lynn used to do has become Rob's job.  If either of them try to help the other or interfere in any way, an invisible "force field" stops them. This proves bad news for Rob whose biggest cooking accomplishment was making pop tarts, and even worse for Lynn who has no idea how to fix their broken garbage disposal.  On top of the "tasks" emotions are running high too: Rob begins to cry uncontrollably while Lynn can't help finding Rob attractive at a most inopportune time.  They soon realize how the tables have turned and must find a way to break the spell of Cupid's "Arrow."

Themes: Appreciating your spouse; being thankful for what you have; the things each partner brings into a marriage; Valentine's Day
Characters: 3 Length: 8-10 minutes
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Games People Play - Comedy

Mike becomes suspicious when he comes home to find his wife Lisa dressed to "please," cooking his favorite meal, and offering to watch ESPN during dinner. Lisa is equally suspicious when Mike presents her with a bouquet of flowers, puts his dirty clothes in the hamper, and wants to talk and listen to every detail of her life recently. Truth is, they both want something: Mike wants to go on a fishing trip with buddies, and Lisa wants a weekend away with her gal pals.  Fearing the other will disapprove, they play mind games with each other to try and get their way instead of communicating openly.   When their schemes are finally discovered and the truth comes out, they realize being open with each other is a lot easier than playing games. We think they’ve learned their lesson, but in the end, they resort to old tricks. 

Themes: Marriage; games people play in marriage; compromise; selfishness
Characters: 4 Length: 8-10 minutes
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God's Valentine - Comedy

It's Valentine's Day and Fran is sitting by her mailbox waiting for her valentine from God to arrive.  It's not until her friend, Karen, shows up that Fran realizes God doesn't need to send a card through the mail, since He shows us every single day, in many ways, that He loves us.  

Themes: Valentine's Day, God's love, the ways God shows us He loves us
Characters: 2 Length: 3-5 minutes
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Hillbilly Love - Comedy

Tom and Laura are a typical couple in love with one major difference: she's s a city girl and he's a hillbilly.  Her idea of dressing up is fine silk and pearls, and his is a pair of bib overalls with no holes. Tom definitely takes some getting used to, like all his weird sayings:  "You're purtier than a mess of friend catfish," and his idea of a beautiful fresh bouquet is barnyard grass.  But still, Laura recognizes the tender heart and good nature of the man, so she's willing to overlook some of his "absurdities."  But the final straw comes when Tom gives Laura a necklace made from the dried up kidney of a frog. Love or not, she realizes they are just too different and their relationship will never work.  But then Laura is reminded of how God directed the night Tom and Laura first met and how He knows the needs of His people better than we do ourselves.  Laura soon realizes that the differences between she and Tom are not all that far apart and that compromise, love, and God's hand will go a long way in any relationship.

Themes: Love, Opposites attract; Compromise; God knows what we need more than we do
Characters: 2 Length: 8-10 minutes
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How Do I Love Thee - Narrative

If God were to write a love letter to us, what would He say?  This poem/narrative explores the idea that no matter what we do, what we say or how we act, we will never tire the love of God.

Themes: God's love; unconditional love of God; how God views us
Characters: 1 Length: 3-5 minutes
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I Love You, But - Comedy

When the pastor calls Henry and Pat into his office they believe he might be asking them to lead a marriage seminar.  Imagine their surprise when the pastor suggests they attend a seminar instead.  A bit shocked and hurt by the pastor's words, Pat and Henry try to defend their relationship but instead wind up engaging in a heated argument that seems to prove the pastor's point.  The pastor then tells the couple he thinks the problem is their "big buts."  Henry and Pat take offense to what they think is a "slam" toward their physiques, while the pastor tries to explain his position: "Whenever you use the word "but" in a sentence, whatever comes before it is diminished.  For instance, I love you but you're a nag.  Which would you remember?" Eventually the couple begins to see things the pastor's way not realizing the pastor is hiding a small secret of his own.

Themes: Marriage, love, hurting each other with the words we say, marriage counseling
Characters: 3 Length: 3-5 minutes
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Light My Fire - Comedy

When two couples set out for a night of romance in order to rekindle the fires of their marriage, they end up with two very different evenings and two very unhappy people.  Kathy has spent all day preparing for a night of romance with her husband, John, who thinks "rekindling the fires" means heading to the bedroom.  In reality, it meant she'd prepared a game that included acting out various activities like washing each other's hair, reading poetry and slow dancing. While Kathy is in heaven, John is in agony.  Rob's fate isn't much better, or so he thinks.  His wife, Dena, has arranged for them to attend a marriage seminar based on a recommendation from a man at a local bookstore.  Rob doesn't want to go but gives in to please his wife, who says it will be good for their marriage. Once they arrive, the tables are turned, however, when the Speaker announces that in order to rekindle the flames of love it's necessary to be intimate on a daily basis, prepare gourmet meals for your husband, and be sure to keep the kids busy so as to allow him a refreshing daily nap. Suddenly, Rob has found a new hero and Dena can't wait to "kill" the clerk at the bookstore.  In the end, both couples discover that while their definition of "romance" may differ, rekindling the fires of their marriage might be easier than they originally thought.

Themes: Romance, rekindling the fire in marriage, differences between men and women, love, compromise in relationships
Characters: 5 Length: 5-8 minutes
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9.
Looking for Love - Comedy

Brad's English assignment tells him to write about the meaning and definition of love. The problem is, he has no idea what love is.  His friend, Nick isn't much help--his idea of love turns out to be lust.  Brad's older sister isn't much better--she lives in a fantasy world, thinking love is all about romance and candlelight.  Brad thinks he may get some straight answers from his parents, but they seem to believe love is all about surviving the bills, the mortgage and all the endless tasks of parenthood.  It seems the only one who has a clue about real love is Brad's little sister, Meg, who's been watching and talking to her grandparents, who have been married 55 years.  With help from his little sister, Brad learns you're never too young (or old) to learn about love.

Themes: Love, the definition of love, what love means, marriage, relationships, lust, romance, realism in relationships
Characters: 6 Length: 5-8 minutes
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10.
Love Me Tender - Comedy

Based on Gary Chapman's book "The Five Love Languages," this skit explores the idea that each person has different needs that must be met in their relationships.  As the skit opens we find two couples who have not been relating to each other very well.  One man seeks affirming words from his derogatory wife, while another husband yearns to be close to his wife who often feels overwhelmed by her overly affectionate husband.  The wives also seem to yearn for the kind of attention their well-meaning husbands don't provide.  When the therapist suggests a rather unconventional approach in therapy, the couples are at first jealous and enraged but soon realize the wisdom in his words.  With a little nudge in the right direction, the couples find that pleasing one another can be a lot easier than they thought, and that the benefits are worth the effort.

Themes: Marriage, relationships, compromise, speaking each other's "love language," making each other happy, thinking of other's needs
Characters: 5 Length: 5-8 minutes
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11.
My Valentine - Drama

Four children wake up on Valentine's Day each having a similar dream, but none of them can remember what it was about.  As each child begins their day, however, they feel somewhat "compelled" to tell the people closest to them how much they love them. Returning to their beds later that night, they each discover a special letter from God, indicating the dream they had the night before was from Him: it was about appreciating the ones you love, which is the true meaning of Valentine's Day.  In the letter, God thanked each child for spreading that love, and reminded them that when they show others His love, they are also showing their love for God. 

Themes: Valentine's Day; sharing God's love; being thankful for loved ones
Characters: 13 Length: 5-8 minutes
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12.
Oh, the Places You Can Go - Comedy

A fun skit told in a Dr. Seuss style - actually based on his book "Oh, the Places You'll Go."  Much of the skit is told in rhyme, and has a whimsical, fun feeling attached to it.

When a bride and groom return from their honeymoon, they begin to feel that since most of their "pre-wedding" excitement is over, the actual marriage is going to be all downhill.  They lament on all things that will be "no more:" no more first dates; no more first kisses; no more  falling in love for the first time etc., and they begin to see marriage as ordinary and plain, and something neither are very excited to be part of.  Then two unusual "people" show up, to show them just how wrong they actually are - married life isn't over, it's only just begun!

Themes: Enjoying the journey of marriage; marriage; growing in a marriage; the ups and downs of marriage; when the honeymoon is over
Characters: 4 Length: 5-8 minutes
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Pretty Woman at the Well - Comedy

This fun, light-hearted melodrama tells the story of the Woman at the Well in a completely new and different way, while at the same time keeping the original theme of acceptance, eternal salvation and love. We first meet our "pretty Woman" as she's drawing water from the well under the hot rays of the midday sun.  Under the ever watchful eye of  the handsome and suave Devil, the Woman is reminded of her "shady" past.  Just as she dreams of her Prince Charming, Jesus appears, although he confesses, "Technically I'm a king - King of Kings."  And so begins what the woman thinks is a "love triangle" - the Prince of Darkness vs. the King of Kings.  However, when Jesus offers her a drink of living water, the woman has no idea what he's referring to. She thinks he's there to be her future husband.  When Jesus reveals he is the Messiah, the Woman is embarrassed and is ready to leave, until Jesus tells her that what he has to offer "is better than any husband."  While the Devil doesn't give up easily, he is no match for the great I Am, and in the end, the Devil's plans are "foiled again!"

Themes: The woman at the well; unconditional love; eternal life; living water; melodrama
Characters: 3 Length: 8-10 minutes
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Seasonal Concepts - Comedy

When newlyweds Carol and Dennis arrive at their honeymoon suite, they are expecting a night of romance; what they get instead is the ghost of Carol's dead Aunt Marlee and the promise that they will be haunted by the Four Seasons of Marriage: Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring.  Through a series of encounters with each Season, this young couple learns that true love can only deepen and mature when it stands the test of time.

Themes: Marriage; the ups and downs of marriage; unrealistic expectations of marriage; surviving the rough times in marriage; enjoying marriage; loving one another through life's experiences
Characters: 7 Length: 10-12 minutes
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Sweet Adeline - Comedy

It's Valentine's Day and and Addie is looking forward to a night of romance with her husband Tom.  She has bought him a "fancy" key chain with an inscription on the back that reads: "To my husband Tom - the man who holds the keys to my  heart."  She is a hopeless romantic and is less than thrilled when she discovers his present to her is a blender.  She accuses him of having no sense of romance, unlike her grandparents did during the days of their courtship.  So, Tom arranges for a "do over" of Valentine's Day, this time treating her as he would if they were courting back in the days of her grandparents.  Only problem is, "back in the day" couples had to be chaperoned, couldn't touch at all, etc. and Addie soon discovers that it's not as romantic as she thought it would be.  She then realizes that Tom does a lot of little things for her every day that she simply takes for granted, and in the end she realizes he's much more of a romantic than she originally thought. 

Themes: Valentine's Day; love and marriage; romance; appreciating what you have; there is more than one way to be romantic, early courtships
Characters: 2 Length: 8-10 minutes
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The Perfect Blend - Comedy

Linda, a coffee connoisseur, stumbles into a coffee shop, hoping to seek marital advice from the local barista.  Speaking  mostly in coffee lingo, Linda explains that she and her husband, Joe, have just a terrible argument and she feels they are drifitng apart, or as she refers to it, "percolating in separate pots."  The barista assures her that this is not uncommon in marriage, and that she and her own husband went through a similar situation years ago.  It is then that Linda finds out how marriage is like a good cup of coffee: it takes time to percolate and a lot of care and hard work is necessary to brew up the best tasting coffee.  After some consideration, Linda decides to give things one more try and will no longer settle for "instant coffee" in her relationship anymore.   

Themes: Marriage; compromise in marriage; marital strengths and weaknesses; comparison of marriage to a good cup of coffee; marriage takes time and effort
Characters: 3 Length: 5-8 minutes
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17.
Would You Be Mine - Comedy

This skit is written in rhyme.  It opens with the male lead admiring the female lead, and asking her "What would it take for you to be mine?"  She pulls out a long list of "musts" like shopping and frolicking through meadows, helping with dishes etc. of which he thinks is both unreasonable and ridiculous. He then responds with his own "must" list, like going hunting, belching and watching football. She, in turn, will have none of it, to which the couple faces a "stale mate."  How will this couple resolve their differences and live in harmony with one another?  Or is it even possible?  One special book may just have the answers they are looking for.

Themes: Marriage, relationships, compromise
Characters: 2 Length: 8-10 minutes
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Easter
(17 Skits)
Faces at the CrossViewpoints from those present at the crucifixion
I AmSatan accuses, Jesus forgives & sets free
Lent is SpentA new concept for Lent
More Than a Chocolate CrossKids learn the real meaning of Easter
What Jesus Did for MeKids act out the death and resurrection of Jesus
In His Own WordsJesus talks about his death and resurrection
Down from the CrossJesus wants to celebrate his life, not his death
Hope at the CrossHurting people find hope at the cross
With this CupJesus and his disciples at the last supper
He Has RisenThe ressurection of Jesus
It is FinishedPalm day celebration leading to the crucifixion
A Knight's TaleSalvation & Forgiveness of sins
All You NeedJesus is all we need in life
Dear JesusThe difference Jesus makes in our lives
The AccusedCasting blame for the crucifixion
Love Will Find a WayThe agony of Jesus sacrifice
The PaintingSalvation
Mother's Day
(17 Skits)
Always Be My BabyMother/Son relationship through the years
Kids Say the Funniest ThingsFunny answers to questions about moms
The Mommy MethodWhat type of Mom are you?
When I Was LittleFour generations of women share memories
The Family QuiltCamparisons of a quilt to a family
Mommy Training CampA man wants to enroll in a training camp for moms
Motherhood Hall of FameAll moms are special
Heart StringsChanges in mother/daughter relationships
What I Admire MostUnrealistic expectations of motherhood
When the Rains CameFamily Foundations
911Losing your identity after having children
HatsThe roles of motherhood
The Wizard of AaahhsFinding help & comfort in God
A Breath of Fresh AirDuties of motherhood
ShineUniqueness of motherhood
Mom's Star SearchWe all have different abilities & talents
Mirror, MirrorThe way we see ourselves