Jordan: (running in, out of breath) Uncle Phil, I’m here! Where are
you?
Phil: (shouting from offstage) I’ll be there in just a minute
Jordan.
(Phil and Jerry talk offstage)
Phil: You stay right here boy. I’ll call you when I’m ready.
Jerry: Why can’t we tell her now?
Phil: Because we need to do this slowly. Jordan is going to have enough to
deal with as it is. Let’s do this one thing at a time, okay?
Jordan: (looking around, getting suspicious) Uncle Phil, who are you
talking to? What’s going on?
Phil: (offstage) I’m coming dear. Give me a second.
Jerry: I don’t want to wait anymore. I’ve been waiting all my life. I
want to talk to her now! (he pops up, but Jordan is facing the other way and
doesn’t see him)
Phil: (pops up after Jerry and pushes him down) No! I said not yet!
Jerry: I can’t wait! (pops up again)
Phil: (pushes him down again) You’re gonna have to!
(Scuffling is heard from backstage, along with some groans and dog barks.)
Jordan: (turns toward the noises concerned) Uncle Phil, are you
all right?
Phil: (enters, straightens his clothes a bit, smoothes his hair) Yes,
dear I’m fine. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Jordan: I heard voices. Who were you talking to?
Phil: Oh that, it was nothing. I forgot to feed the dog and he wasn’t too
happy about it that’s all. (howling is heard from offstage) Everything
is fine.
Jordan: If you say so. So, what’s up Uncle Phil? You call me and tell me
you’ve got big news, and that I should get over to the church right away. I
came as fast as I could. What’s going on? What’s the big news? Why did you
ask me to meet you at the church?
Phil: You sure do ask a lot of questions Jordan.
Jordan: I’m a reporter Uncle Phil. That’s my job, remember? Now, spill
it! What’s the big news?
Phil: Remember that big project I’ve been working on?
Jordan: The top secret project you’ve been working on for the last five
years? The one you’ve dedicated your heart and soul to finishing? Yeah, I
remember!
Phil: Well, I finally did it! I completed the project. I invented something
that’s going to change people’s lives. I’m hoping it will change your life
Jordan.
Jordan: (anxiously awaiting) Well, what is it? What did you invent?
Tell me!
Phil: I invented a time machine.
Jordan: A time machine? I don’t believe it!
Phil: It’s true. I invented a real life time machine and it really works!
Jordan: Where is it? I want to see it!
Phil: You’re looking at it.
Jordan: Where?
Phil: Right here.
Jordan: This is a church.
Phil: I know. This is the time machine.
Jordan: You built a time machine out of a church?
Phil: I figured it would be just as good as anything else.
Jordan: How does it work?
Phil: It runs off of praise.
Jordan: Praise?
Phil: Yes. Any type of praise to God: music, songs, prayers, words of
thankfulness--any kind of praise to God.
Jordan: That’s crazy!
Phil: It’s not! It works!
Jordan: So, you start singing...
Phil: Praising.
Jordan: Okay, praising then. You start praising and you can go back in time?
Phil: Pretty much, yes. You have to specify where you want to go of course,
but once you decide, you let the praises fly, and "Poof!" you’re
there.
Jordan: What do you see once you’re there?
Phil: That’s what I want to show you.
Jordan: Me? No way! I’m not going anywhere in this thing!
Phil: What happened to the reporter in you Jordan? Don’t you want to be a
part of the scoop of the century?
Jordan: Sure, this is big news, but...
Phil: But what?
Jordan: I don’t know that much about God Uncle Phil. He’s so mysterious.
I can’t see Him, I can’t hear Him, I can’t touch Him. How do you know He
even exists?
Phil: Oh, I know He does, and that’s what I want to show you. I invented
this time machine for you Jordan, and others like you—people who aren’t so
sure. I want to give you a glimpse of God so you can get to know Him better.
Jordan: But I’m a reporter, I stick to the facts.
Phil: And I’m a scientist. I like facts too. That’s what I want to give
you Jordan, some facts for you to think about.
Jordan: I don’t know. It all sounds......
Phil: Nuts?
Jordan: Yeah! You have to admit, it’s kind of hard to believe--a time
machine made out of a church that runs on praise? The idea of God? It does
sound nuts!
Phil: How do you feel about talking dogs?
Jordan: Impossible!
Phil: Not really.
Jordan: You’re kidding, right?
Phil: Nope. (calls to offstage) Hey Jerry, it’s time! Come here boy!
Jerry: (bouncing in, licks Jordan’s face) Hi Jordan. How are you
today?
Jordan: But...but....that’s not possible! You’re a dog!
Jerry: I know. Isn’t it great? Your uncle, Professor Prenn, is a genius!
Jordan: (in shock, speaks looking at Phil) H..h...how?
Phil: I invented a translator. See, Jerry is wearing it around his neck.
Jerry still barks, but with the translator on, instead of barking, we hear
words.
Jordan: A time machine? A translator? You are a genius Uncle Phil!
Phil: I’m just a scientist.
Jerry: With some great ideas!
Jordan: Wait until the paper hears about this! I can’t wait to begin
writing my story about it. Give me all the details!
Phil: I know you’re excited about the inventions Jordan, but the inventions
aren’t the real story.
Jordan: What do you mean? Of course they’re the story! These inventions
will change the world!
Phil: No, getting to know God is the story. That’s what will change
the world. That’s what will change people’s lives. I’m hoping it will
change your life.
Jordan: How?
Phil: You’ll see. Are you ready?
Jordan: I guess so. I still don’t know about this!
Phil: Just trust me. You’ll be fine. For your first trip, I’m sending you
back to where it all started.
Jerry: Where’s that?
Phil: The garden of Eden—the most beautiful place on earth.
Jordan: What do I do when I get there?
Phil: Look around. Enjoy God’s creation. Learn something about God—even
if it’s just one thing. You can tell me about it when you get back.
Jordan: I’m scared Uncle Phil. I don’t want to go alone. Can’t you come
with me?
Phil: No, I have to stay here and monitor the time machine. But I can send
Jerry with you. He’ll be good company for you, and he’s a great sniffer.
That will be helpful.
Jordan: Why?
Jerry: For sniffing out Trouble.
Jordan: What kind of trouble?
Phil: You’ll find that even among God’s beauty and His peace Trouble may
find you.
Jordan: What does he look like?
Phil: Trouble appears in many forms—he may look different each time, but
inside he’s the same. He’s dangerous, so be careful! Be on the lookout.
Jordan: But how can I be on the lookout for him, if I don’t even know what
he looks like?
Jerry: It won’t take long to figure out who he is.
Phil: If you listen carefully to his words they will be different from God’s.
Jerry: With God, you feel warm and happy--like someone bringing you a fresh
bone, and letting you lay right in front of a warm fireplace.
Phil: With Trouble, you will feel cold and afraid.
Jerry: Like being left outside alone in the rain.
Phil: If Trouble finds you get away from him as soon as you can.
Jordan: How?
Phil: By praising God. Remember what I told you? Praise can be singing, a
prayer or a word of thankfulness.
Jordan: And that will help?
Phil: Yes. Trouble doesn’t like to hear praises about God.
Jerry: It’s like a dog with fleas. (He begins to scratch himself)
All the bitin and scratchin and itchin! It’s downright painful! (howls)
Phil: I think she understands. You do understand, right Jordan?
Jordan: I think so: praise God and stay away from Trouble.
Phil: Right. Just focus on getting to know God. He’ll help you with any
Trouble you may find.
Jordan: Got it!
Phil: So, I think you’re ready. Jerry, are you ready?
Jerry: Ready! Let’s go!
Phil: Okay, everybody start praising!
Jerry: (begins to sing the words to the song "Hallelu/Praise Ye the
Lord—he "howls" the words)
"Hooowwwlelu, Hooowwwlelu, Hooowwwlelu, Hooowwwlelu!
Phil: Praise Ye the Lord! Come on, everybody sing!
All 3: (All 3 characters begin to sing. Encourage your kids to sing with
them)
Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelujah!
Praise ye the Lord!
Praise ye the Lord!
Hallelujah!
Praise ye the Lord!
Hallelujah!
Praise ye the Lord!
Hallelujah!
Praise ye the Lord!
Jordan: It’s working Uncle Phil! We’re moving!
Phil: Hold on tight! I’ll see you when you get back!
Jerry: Hooowwwelll alujah!
(Puppets exit)