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Kenny: (angry) You take back what you said about God, Bruno!

Bruno: Why should I, Kenny? I don’t think He even exists.

Kenny: He does too exist!

Bruno: How do you know?

Kenny: Because I pray to Him all the time and He answers my prayers.

Bruno: That doesn’t prove anything. I bet there are lots of gods out there that can do tricks and give answers to problems.

Kenny: God doesn’t do "tricks"—He answers prayers.

Bruno: Oh yeah, if you’re so sure then prove it.

Kenny: What do you mean prove it?

Bruno: If your god is so real then make him do something. Ask Him to make a chair float in the air.

Kenny: I already told you—God doesn’t do "tricks."

Bruno: Yeah, that’s what I thought you’d say. Your God isn’t real. Even if He did exist, I bet He’d be a wimp. After all, look who his friends are—little runts like you!

Kenny: That’s it! You can’t talk about God like that and get away with it!

Bruno: (getting in Kenny’s face) Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?

Kenny: I’m going to challenge you.